Clunker's Keyboard, AKA Baby's First Keyboard. It's big. It's yellow. It's cheap. But most importantly, it's Clunker's. The big bright buttons help him to know what keys he's pressing, and reassures him that HE'S in charge! Used primarily to destroy people in Team Fortress 2 and play Pokemon emulators online.
Available online for all you Clunker fanatics!